David W. Swanson

Pastor and Author

for guys with small hips and butt

So… this ad popped up in Gmail this afternoon. Google is getting good. Really good. The email associated with the ad had no reference to hips, butts, or suspenders.

And yet. Somehow Google knows that I am a guy with “Small Hips and Butt.” Is that scary or funny?

Or just sad that I have neither hips nor butt?

David Swanson

One response to “for guys with small hips and butt”

  1. Larry Eisner Avatar
    Larry Eisner

    I forget which movie… I think it is with Rob Reiner and Billy Crystal? Where (again, I believe it’s) Rob Reiner is talking about some girl’s butt and why it’s weird that we talk about butts. That butts are not really an actual part of the body.

    It’s just the tops of your legs.

    So, really those suspenders are those with slender tops of their legs.

    Or something.

    (Why did I write that?)

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